I nearly Yahtzee’d myself

In our bathroom at the house, we have a hand-held Yahtzee game that has been there for the past 2 years or so. Rather than a magazine, it’s something to do to pass the time while dropping the kids off at the pool. Well, over time, “I need to go play Yahtzee” has become the polite saying for, “I’m going to go take a crap”.

One day while driving around, Chris was telling me a story about something that happened and she ended her story with, “… I nearly Yahtzee’d myself.”

As we both broke out in gales of laughter, a new term was born.