Why can’t people drive???

Posted on December 9, 2005 
Filed Under Humor, Ranting

It pains me to see all these really bad drivers! Hell, this guy is driving a plane and can’t even follow the instructions on the road sign directly in front of his window! No wonder he crashed. If we can just get people to learn how to drive and obey traffic signs, the world would be a much safer place!

On a related note, on my way in to work today I was certain I was going to see an accident happen in front of me. Or, perhaps it was going to be road rage. A lady sat through an entire light because she wouldn’t turn right while the light was red. There was no sign telling her she couldn’t and there was no traffic coming that would have preventer her from turning… When the light turned green, she makes her turn and so do 3 other cars, including myself. She turns in to the first lane, the second car turns in to the 2nd lane.The 3rd car and I both take the far outside lane. After about half a block, the car in the 2nd lane has almost caught up to the car in the inside lane. It’s at that point that the lady in the first lane turns on her blinker and immediately starts changing lanes INTO the 2nd car… I’m fairly certain they didn’t bump, but you wouldn’t have been able to squeeze a quarter turned sideways between the two cars… It was no surprise at all to me when I passed the car to find that it was a woman talking on a cell phone…

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